January 2013
1. grow up and have children
2. hide babies all around the house
3. when my kid asks “where do babies come from?” respond with “where DON’T babies come from” and pull one out of a cabinetFUCKING YES
I AM SO DONE WITH TUMBLR
October 2012
THIS IS LITERALLY MY LIFE
- Parents: Why don't you come downstairs and socialize with the entire family?
- Me: *goes downstairs*
- Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
- Me: *goes back upstairs*